💘 Choose Your Snoot Date

Valentine’s Day isn’t just for candlelit dinners and overpriced roses, it’s for celebrating every kind of love… especially the slobbery, zoomie-fuelled, snack-demanding kind. At Hound-Tees, we believe true romance is measured in shared naps, stolen shoes, dramatic couch sighs, and the way your hound looks at you like you personally invented dinner time.

This year, our snootermodels have stepped in to help play matchmaker. From spicy personalities to gentle cuddle bugs, each hound brings their own unique brand of Valentine’s charm, and very strong opinions about what makes the perfect date (and the perfect gift). So whether your dog is a chaotic love gremlin, a refined fashion icon, or a professional nap enthusiast, it’s time to discover which snoot steals your heart.

🐾 Jojo – The Mischievous Heartbreaker
Perfect date includes:
• Shoe stealing as a love language
• Premium badonkadonk lap sitting
• Surprise smooch attacks
• “Butter wouldn’t melt” innocent face
• Occasionally possessed by the Ghost of Goober

🎁 Bring Jojo:
Bold, fun statement tees or bright artist collab prints. Jojo firmly believes Valentine’s Day should be loud, chaotic and impossible to ignore.

🌶 Pickles – The Spicy Slow Burn
Perfect date includes:
• EXACTLY 15 minutes of pats (not 14, not 16)
• Aloof but watching everything
• Peak derpy moments
• Grumpy Bum energy
• A little spicy, but worth the risk

🎁 Bring Pickles:
Everyday comfort classics or low-key neutral styles. Pickles prefers understated luxury and will absolutely pretend they don’t care (they do).

🥪 Tom – The Chaotic Softie
Perfect date includes:
• Toast is life. Toast is love. Toast is everything
• Blanket monster snuggle sessions
• Slippy seal zoomies
• Certified snuggle bug status
• Lovable certified weirdo

🎁 Bring Tom:
Soft cosy cotton tees, pyjama-level comfy fits, or anything nap-approved. Bonus points if the gift pairs well with snacks and couch time.

👑 Teddy – The Sleepy Royal
Perfect date includes:
• Running premium Cat Software™
• Strict “please leve by 8pm” policy
• Ear flappies
• Sun lizard vibes
• Reigning King of Naps

🎁 Bring Teddy:
Cooling summer tees, lightweight breathable styles, or UV tees for royal lounging without overheating. Practical gifts = true love.

✨ Amy – The Elegant Icon
Perfect date includes:
• Main character Queen Energy
• Striking beauty at all times
• Affection strictly by appointment only
• Gracefully elegant movements
• Professional artistic muse

🎁 Bring Amy:
Limited edition artist collabs or statement pieces. Amy only accepts gifts worthy of a gallery opening and/or dramatic slow-motion strutting.

💖 Lara – The Sweetheart Companion
Perfect date includes:
• Forever thankful vibes
• Overbite Icon status
• Joyfully messy snack enthusiast
• Endlessly adoring eyes
• Certified Cutie Pie

🎁Bring Lara:
Sweet, colourful prints, playful everyday tees or matching human & hound vibes. Lara believes love should be bright, joyful and slightly snack-covered.

💕 So… who’s stealing your heart this Valentine’s Day?

Tag your Valentine on socials, or let us play matchmaker for your hound. We take matchmaking very seriously (emotionally invested, snack motivated, and occasionally distracted by zoomies).

Thank you for being part of our Hound-Fam and filling our world with so much love — not just romantic love, but community, kindness and snoot-powered joy.

Head over paws always,
The Hound-Tees Crew 🐾

P.S. If you’re still searching for the perfect Valentine’s surprise, our latest goodies are ready to help you win hearts (and possibly secure extra couch privileges).

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