Hi
My name is Rita, and I am the most stunningly beautiful greyhound ever....just ask my hooman.
Recently my hooman ordered me a new Royal Roach Greyhound Sleeveless Base Layer skiv in the most divine purple colour. It totally suits me, as I too am divine.
Sadly, my hooman was somewhat incompetent when unpacking my new skiv, and nicked it with the scissors in the process. I have forgiven her however, as she imediately affixed a lovely iron-on butterfly applique to stop the hole she had created from getting bigger. I have forgiven my poor hapless hooman for her misdemeanor, as this has actually enhanced the beauty of my new skiv, as it is now entirely unique, as am I.
I do have to tollerate being referred to as The Purple Wiggle when I wear my new skiv, but that's ok...The Wiggles are famous too...like me!